So, the big release of my partial epic poem No Normal Love (a Sci-Fi, Lesbian, Pirate Bodice-Ripper) is speeding up to us. The lovely people at Spork have locked themselves in a club in order to get all the binding of the issues completed in time for the big release party on Friday. The big release party that I can't go to. Damn I hate being poor and not having my own private plane so I can jet off to such events. I should plan my own release party. Maybe I will do that. When I get my contributor's copy. I sure hope I get a contributor's copy. Crap, what if I don't? What if I'm supposed to buy my own copy?
See, it's important to know this because if you order RIGHT NOW as in, this week, BEFORE the 15th (in other words, while they're crazy with exhaustion and high on glue) they'll ship your copy for free! So you get pages and pages of amazing work for only $10!!!! And if you mention to them that you're buying it because of me they might even kiss your copy lovingly before placing it in your free envelope! How's that for customer care?
So. Go to Spork Press and order your copy (you know you want to read about my lesbian pirate and her monkey-tailed siren, never mind all the other cool people who were good enough to be included next to my breathtaking saga). Plus, they're blogging binding bondage travails and who doesn't want to read about that?