Are you thinking to yourself "I can't believe you just posted that! Why would you share something so personal with the entire internet?" Read this site's twomission statements
Click to join Gay and Lesbian Parents of Utah
Let me know you've been here and where you're from. Please make your mark on my Frappr! map.
-
Crazy/Hip Blog-Mamas+ (Random Site)
Person 1: So, it looks like I have to have a UA for this new job I got.
Person 2: What's the problem?
1: Well, a few weeks ago I smoked some pot. I don't know how long that stuff stays in your system. It would really suck to fail my UA.
2: Oh, that's easy. Just go in there and tell them that you just ate a whole bunch of sesame seeds and if anything funny comes up in your UA it's because of those seeds and nothing else.
Theyâre adorable, no? I bet you know a baby that they would look good on. Why donât you click on the picture and buy oneâ¦
Stylish Living, Pets Included
Base layout by Firdamatic
Graphics by Trista
Powered by Blogger
Valid XHTML and CSS
Read or Post a Comment
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
What the shit?!
Wow. Just.. wow!
Tell em you were snorting the seeds, even better.
WTF???
HAHAHA
Sesame Seeds have NOTHING to do with a postitive MJ test. There is an urban legend about Poppy seeds out there...
People say the stupidist stuff to get out of a positive exam. I have heard the lamest excuses, like well the Kleen Pee was supposed to work.